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Sunday, April 13, 2008

2008-04 Dennis' Deliberations

Another Ring flea market, auction and lecture have passed into history. I don’t know about anyone else, but I had fun. The annual flea market is a yearly ritual where we mostly all go just to see what junk has changed hands and maybe snag something we always wanted to have to collect dust in our closet or to find something too cheap to pass. But there also are some great items that you will use. I am always amazed at the bargains from Orlando local magic shops. Stan and Sandy from Rabbit in the Hat Ranch always amaze me with great things as do Tom and Donna Salvador.

Art Thomas was again the Mad Man of the Insane Deal. He was giving away assets faster than Ben Bernanke. Let me explain: The Ring was fortunate to acquire the magic estate of a collector and Art was spreading that wealth around like a rabid Communist. I am certain the poor widow was just happy to just get rid of the magic “junk”. I know my wife feels that way! A few weeks ago I had a health scare. A kidney stone will do that to you! When I got back from having the doctor looking at my emergency CAT scan and pronouncing that I would live a lot longer, my wife gave me a big hug of relief and within 2 minutes she blurted out, “Don’t you dare die and leave me to clean out your entire warehouse full of magic junk!” So at this flea market and auction I was under the edict that if I brought anything home, I had to get rid of something else. She has no idea what I can store, out of site, in the trunk of my car!

I always love it when I see a trick that originally sold for fifty bucks on a table marked down to five dollars. The usual excuse is, “I never could get anything out of it”. Well, did you think you could get something out of it when you saw it demonstrated? What happened?

When I was a 12 year old kid I bought U.F. Grant’s “Cutie Cow Trick” and used it well into my 20s until the gimmick finally deteriorated. I have never seen anyone else do the trick. I think I have seen it on flea market tables a couple of times over a 45 year period. Nobody seemed to ever get anything out of it but me! The effect is that you show two pieces of cardboard to be perfectly flat. They really are! One is green and the other is white with a cartoon cow stenciled on one side. After showing both sides to be flat and with no body loads you turn the green cardboard flat like a patch of grass and lower the white cardboard on it and in a flash when the cow cartoon is pulled away a glass of milk is on the green board. There is a bit of poetry to be said while presenting the quick effect, “Cute little cow and a patch of grass. Put them together and you have…a glass….of milk!” I then followed it up by producing another glass of milk which I drank!

The method used was a piece of clear curled celluloid with milk spray painted on it. The celluloid would roll out flat and was inserted into the green double cardboard that had a pocket. Under cover of showing the white card the celluloid fake was pulled out of the green pocket and allowed to curl into a glass shape. It is then plopped down on the green board. I think what made the trick work for me was that I followed the first glass with the production of a real glass of milk!

To cover this action I would hold up the green card and say, “I always wondered how a cow could eat green grass and make white milk.” I had a real matching glass of milk in a cup holder (made from a bent coat-hanger) attached to my belt under the left side of my coat. (The method was similar to how Danny Tong steals to brandy glass at the conclusion of his Egg Bag or how John Carney steals the glass of lemonade at the end of Zone Zero.)

I would put the first fake glass of milk on my table and turn slightly to my left while holding the green card up in my left hand. My right hand would bring the cow-stenciled board across to my belt level where I would thumb-clip and pull out the real milk behind the board for the second production! Thus, the actual original part of the trick was really a throw-away and set-up for the second part. I used a large roll-on table so I could load up the glass onto my belt any time during the show by getting behind the table. My presentation was not a part of the original Grant instructions. I don’t think that Grant, now MAK Magic, has made this trick in years. I might find one someday in a flea market.

There are no lousy tricks just lousy presentations. Maybe there is a sort of “connection” that the performer has to have with the effect that is performed. If you don’t believe in the effect, then you can’t put it over to an audience. Jeff Eaton used to tell me he had a dislike for “why” tricks. Jeff meant that when the trick was over you said to yourself, “why?” I think that most tricks can be “why” tricks without a reason to be done. This is where your presentation is the deciding factor. Frequently adding a storyline can justify the reason you are presenting the trick. Body movement and attitude with no spoken words can also work. Lance Burton’s FISM Dove Act is a good example of how a sneer, a glance and Vivaldi’s classical music disarms the audience and entertains them with the idea that they have been fooled by a sophisticated master. In contrast, Greg Frewin or Jason Byrne are energetic and almost give the impression they are juggling props and doves to upbeat music in a circus style.

My wife Cindy and I went to see “Spamalot”, the Monty Python Broadway road show, at the Bob Carr Auditorium. You need to have a feel for British humor and satire to appreciate the verbal parts and storyline. Much of the play is a satire on Broadway itself with bits like a Diva singing a soulful, “Once in every show you have to have a sentimental song like this…” There is a spoof on The Phantom of the Opera. Sir Lancelot and Herbert turn out to be gay and many bits of business are used for that. There is even a whole sequence with a satire on Fiddler on the Roof (using the Jerome Robbins’ bottle dance choreography) about needing Jews to be on Broadway. You must be familiar with Broadway shows to get a lot of the inside humor. It also helps to be familiar with the whole Monty Python catalog of humor from their years on the comedy scene, because much of the show is a rehash of old bits.

The production values and elaborate effects and costumes made it a feast for the eyes. As you may know, there are several magic type effects in the show and the credits listed Marshall Magoon as the magic advisor. Magoon is a San Francisco based performer.

Aside from the use of a Foy Flying rig, there were several magic type effects. The main one was the Black Knight who gets his arms and legs chopped off. This is a signature effect for the Python group. The arms were accomplished by fake arms with the real arms being tucked into the tunic. The armless Black Knight is then backed up to the castle gate with a rotating panel that is attached to a fake torso and legs He pokes his head out and King Arthur lops off both legs. The fake upper torso remains impaled to the castle gate. This is a low tech “Palingenesia” as detailed in the September 2006 issue of Genii Magazine.

They also had an effect, similar to the classic Ghost Show bit, where a Knight gets his head chopped off. Of course, the shoulders are built up and what is lopped off is a fake head and helmet. The vicious beast that guards the Holy Grail is an attack rabbit (puppet). The whole show concludes with the Holy Grail being found in the audience and one embarrassed audience member is brought up on stage for a celebration, certificate and instant photo. If you liked the classic Python song, “Always look on the bright side of life!”, then you will enjoy singing the finale with the cast. The production made good use of video projection.

Our banquet is coming up on the 19th. It will be a great evening of entertainment. See you there.

Dennis Phillips

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

2008-03 Extra -BANQUET

Make your reservations for the Ring 170 Banquet and Magic Show on Saturday, April 19, 2008.

Tickets are on sale now for $25.00 each.

Includes a full buffet dinner, close-up magic at your table, and a wonderful magic show staring, Terry Ward, Fred Moore, Giovonni, and a special appearance by the Blues Brothers. Seating is limited so make your reservations at our Wednesday meeting or e-mail Art Thomas at art.thomas@disney.com. Payment at the door.

This is a night of great entertainment that you do not want to miss!

2008-03 Famulus Newsletter of IBM Ring #170

Newsletter of IBM Ring #170
The Bev Bergeron Ring

Next general meeting Wednesday, 03/19/2008 at 7:30 PM SHARP

Board meeting at 6:30 pm

Meeting theme: David Solomon lecture

Marks Street Center, 99 Mark Street, downtown Orlando

If you visit with us and do not know the room we meet in , please be aware that some of the people in the office at the Senior Center may not be aware we are meeting there! At the last meeting one visitor asked where the "IBM" was meeting and the management apparently thought they were asking for the International Business Machines group! They said that there was no "IBM" on the schedule. So, if you have never been to our ring meeting , please say "magicians" or "FAME" and if that doesn't get the room location , just walk around looking for us. The Senior Center is a public building.

Lunch meetings every Tuesday at noon at Goodings (next to the food court)

Website: http://www.ring170.com/

F. A. M. E. is the Florida Association of Magical Entertainers
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Craig J. Fennessy – President – CraigFennessy@gmail.com
Chris Dunn- Vice President – Youngdunns@yahoo.com
Art Thomas – Treasurer – Art.Thomas@Disney.com
Dennis Philips- Secretary – Dennis@alliedcostumes.com
James Songster- Director at Large, - JjTjMagic@aol.com
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Stefan Bartelski – Editor of “Famulus”- Famulus@illusioneer.com
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2008-03 From The Editor

First of all apologies to the Ring for this late publication of the newsletter. A combination of flu, vacation and new employment messed up my schedule. I was sorry that I missed everyone at the Auction (vacation), I hope that it was a great success. Please would any of the attendees write a short description, especially someone who also particpated in the workshop.

Thanks to Joe and Dennis for their contributions,

Your editor

2008-03 Ring Report The Bev Bergeron Ring

Ring Report Ring #170 The Bev Bergeron Ring

February is the month of love and our members must have loved showing up for the meeting. We had 36 people in the seats along with one guest, Dan Mattei. President Craig Fennessey gaveled the meeting to order with reports on magical activities around the area for the last month. Craig gave a review on the recent Magic by the Bay in Tampa. We have our annual ring flea market and auction coming up on March 8th. The featured lecturers will be Michael Ammar and Magic Ian. We also have some other interesting upcoming lectures for the rest of the year.

Phil Schwartz then presented Magical Moment #3. His mini-lectures have become a very rewarding part of our Ring activities. This month’s lecture was about magic posters. Phil explained that before modern broadcast, highway billboards and print media, posters were the main method of advertising theater magic shows.
He explained the different sizes of posters and how they were used in the golden age of posters from 1870 to 1920. From his own private collection, Phil showed some rare and valuable examples such as a Chung Ling Soo and Charles Carter poster along with a rare Servais LeRoy and Company poster. It resembled a Dali painting with disjointed flying animals and the magicians sitting on them! Our ring is fortunate to have Phil Schwartz, an acclaimed Thayer expert, as an active member enriching our knowledge of magic history.


Dan Stapleton followed up with an announcement that he is in the running for an appearance on Network TV’s “America’s Got Talent”. Most people have no idea of the preparation and process it takes to be on a network TV show.

With the business meeting ended, Mark Fitzgerald stepped up to Emcee the Ring Show for the evening. He first explained that his wife, Lynn, would be on a Travel Channel show that was recently filmed at the Winter Park Farmer’s Market. He then kicked off the show with the “Inside-Outside” card. Two cards were shown and folded in half and turned sideways. They seemed to flip as they were passed through each other. When passed for examination they were ungimmicked. Mark then brought up Dan Stapleton who did an effect from Magic Magazine based on the Hugard’s, “Piano Card Trick”. Dan’s trick involved two cloth napkins and 4 volunteers and 8 pairs of knives and forks. Mysteriously one knife changed from one side of the stage to the other.

Bev Bergeron made a small quarter disappear and promised that in 45 minutes he would make the moon disappear. Cleverly, Bev knew that a lunar eclipse was due at that time in Orlando and sure enough the moon turned to blood and then vanished! Mark returned to the stage for a Restoration type card trick. This is where a signed card is torn and then visibly restored. Sid McWethy made a candle and a rose appear from a scarf in keeping with a February Valentine theme. Mike Bondi, now a newspaper advertising representative, did a cut and restored rope that had been used to wrap a newspaper. He followed it up with the Gene Anderson Newspaper Tear made famous by Doug Henning. Bondi also turned coupons into real dollar bills.


Charlie Pfrogner had a classic fall-apart box where most of the sides opened up so the box could be seen empty. From this he did a clever silk production. It is always fun to see the classic magic from the 1950s. Mark Fitzgerald was back on with another Restoration Card effect but a different method. Last up was former Ring president, Richard Hewitt. Richard treated us to Ace Gorham’s BINGO trick. It is a real mentalism fooler. Five Bingo cards are handed out and by a totally free choice the five spectators who each got a card call the number out. All the numbers were different. When the numbers were totaled they matched the prediction that Richard had made.

With the meeting adjourned we went into the warm February night. Be with us on your next vacation or business trip to Orlando, Good things are always happening in Ring 170.

Dennis Phillips

2008-03 Make Magazine Magic Issue

Volume 13: Abracadabra!

In this issue of MAKE, you'll perplex your pals and confound your colleagues with wooden blocks that seemingly pass through solid objects, balls that float, pens that dance at your command, and more. You'll also learn how to grow a half-ton pumpkin, make an irresistible fishing lure for 3 1/4 cents, build an air-powered "boom stick," and fashion a baseball cap that can wirelessly turn off obnoxious TV sets.

All this and more in MAKE, Volume 13. http://makezine.com/magazine/

I was able to pick up a copy at Virgin Megastore at Downtown Disney and I have seen the magazine at Barnes & Noble and Books-A-Million. The magazine price is $14.99

JoeV

2008-03 Dennis' Deliberations

Okay, Okay, I am a glutton for punishment. Did any of you guys ever know a homely, shy girl in high school or college? You looked at her and she made very good grades, was reclusively friendly and you thought she had some potential to turn from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Maybe if you could get her to ditch the cat-eye glasses, style her hair, dress in current fashion, you could help her out. You forced a few social dates on her and kept hoping she would blossom. You soon found out that she did not want to change.

I am beginning to feel this way about “Magic by the Bay”, the Tampa Magic Convention held the middle of February. I believe this was the 3rd year. It is sponsored by the local Magic shop in Tampa. Marty, the owner seems to be trying to create a springtime version of Harry and Irv’s Daytona Magic event. Last year Richard Hewitt was kind enough to take me over and support my attendance. This year, I rode with Dan Stapleton, Luciano and Chris Dunn for the Saturday night show and a glimpse at the dealer areas.

It seems to me that the whole convention is just not very well thought out and executed. I can not speak for the lectures and Friday Night show this year but last year, they were like the girl in the first paragraph, full of potential, interesting but lacking much. Last year, Rocco was a one-trick-pony. Nearly everything he did was sleeving, He was good at it, as was Sterling Steal. But, how much of it can you take? The Friday Night Show last year was little better than a local Ring banquet show.

I was told that Marty tries to run the whole show by himself, without adequate and costly help, and that can greatly affect the flow and execution of the events.
After supper at Sonny’s Barbeque on Dale Mabry we set off for the short trip to Thomas Jefferson High School. Dan, Luciano, Chris and I ran into our Ring President Craig Fennessey and Jim Green from Mr. G’s Magic and Costumes in Jacksonville.

The High School auditorium ended up about less than half full with about 300 in the seats. As was true with last year, the lighting and sound were abysmal. They must have hired the spotlight operator from Stalag 13 in Hogan’s Heros. He could not find anyone on stage. The microphones did not work and the sound that came from them was horrible. You would think that basic lighting and sound is foundational to any stage show but the show producer seemed unconcerned.

Last year and the year before the master of ceremonies was Ronald McDonald. May I speculate that it was a stoned Ronald McDonald? That Ronald was the most droll, monotone clown I have ever seen. He made TV’s James Lipton seem like a raging extrovert. Well, there was no Ronald this year. In fact, there was no Master of Ceremonies! To use a phrase from Jack Parr, “I kid you not!” Marty, in blue jeans and a Hawaiian shirt, came out and announced the intermission! For a moment I thought a wino had wandered in off the street and on to the stage. Just before the second act, some unprofessional dude with sloppy blue jeans and his shirt tail hanging out came out on stage and did an impassioned plea to not let young children see the following act with Eran Raven. Maybe that act was why Ronald McDonald was not on the bill this year. On the way back home we all were laughing in the car saying that we never believed we could have wanted Ronald McDonald back.

Okay, down to the show. At least the first half was a real downer. First up was Darren Rockwell. Rockwell is in his late 20s, I think he basically did the same illusion he did in Daytona two years ago. Maybe someone can explain what the whole thing is supposed to be. I get the crushing the girl part-yawn- but I missed what the set up was supposed to be.

There was no introduction. The curtain opened and the girl was in coveralls on an aluminum ladder with a couple of boxes and a trunk around her. The “music” was some acid-grunge collection of noise that sounded like Kurt Cobain in his last gasps of life. The girl twirled a bit and out walked Rockwell in faded jeans, untied sneakers and a shirt that was not tucked in. He helped the girl remove her coveralls and she was in a Marilyn Monroe style white dress. He put her into the Girl Crusher with what seemed like the Gerry Frenette moves as seen on Frenette’s sales video. Watch it on You Tube, maybe you can make sense of what he is trying to do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70gId6yO5NQ That had to have been the high point of his act because we were then treated to 20 minutes of nonsense with a one-way deck.

He began this effect by going out into the audience to supposedly find a girl with whom he could establish a mind link. He went though several women asking them to say the first thing that came into their mind when he said a word. With each one that failed he seemed annoyed and told them to sit down when they did not fill his needs. There was no attempt at softening the impact. No compliment, just “Sit down!”… How about him saying, “You are really pretty and have a sweet personality but we need some more time together”. Then give her a rose. Nope, none of this! The way he handled the ladies made him seem arrogant and abusive.

Finally he found a girl and brought her up on stage. Catch this; we are ten minutes into the routine! Ten minutes to just find a girl to help him! Next he had a low coffee table. He opened a deck of cards and spread the face down on the table and then went to the other side of the stage with a giant drawing pad. He instructed the girl to push out any card of her free choice and look at it and then cover everything with a pocket handkerchief. Standing at the other side of the stage he opened the large drawing pad and begin eliminating cards by asking the girl personal questions about her life. Does anyone really care she has been with her current boyfriend of 4 months? “Okay, let’s scratch out the 4 of hearts!” After another 5 minutes or so of this type of stuff he finally revealed the card she had selected. Maybe he did not use a one-way deck but he could have and he also could have cut the whole bit down to one-fourth the time. I have a bias against anything but the most simple and quick card tricks. The audience has to be able to follow the action. Whatever it is, the card trick must be more than just, the fact that you figured out the card. Maybe Rockwell is just young. I hope he gets over the impression I get that he enjoys hearing himself talk.

The next act was the biggest disappointment of the night. They brought in Eran Raven who was one of the participants on the recent NBC show called Phenomenon.
If you recall from Episode One (that show went downhill from there) he was the mentalist with the Nail guns. The shtick is that he has air-powered nail guns on a table and someone from the audience loads real nails into only one and he puts all of them to his head until the final one. He hesitates between the last two and then correctly figures the one that is unloaded. Believe me; the Tampa stage version was far less exciting, in spite of the fact that he had a tension filled introduction. First of all, Raven must be having a bad season because his hair was not trim as it was on the show. He looked greasy and tired. His voice was much weaker than on the TV show. Also lacking was all the music backgrounds, the camera angles and especially the noise of the nail guns. His guns were pathetic sounding… a little small click! On TV they sounded like AK-47s.

One issue was the woman he brought up on stage to risk his life … I had seen her at the dealer’s market with her son. He was a cute little kid trying to do some card tricks for us. He looked like his Dad was Eran Raven! I can pretty much tell when a woman has had bust enhancement by Goodyear or Dow Corning. She was just too much of a babe to be at a magic convention with her son. So… the first act was over… I reached into my pocket and felt my folding money and said to myself…”Twenty bucks, huh…is this night gonna be worth it?”

The curtain came up on the last half of the show and the stage was filled with red box tables and props of all sorts. It looked like they moved the dealer’s room on stage.
But, to the joy of many present, we finally got down to seeing some magic. The magician was Dick Johnson. He has appeared several times at the Sanford Fun World Pavilion and is an old act that spent many years on the fair circuits. Dick has to be in his late 60s or early 70s but he is still energetic and has a gift of gab that is needed as a County Fair performer. He is a throw back to the old magicians you saw doing school shows in the 50s and 60s and at amusement parks.

At a result of his venues, all his props are out on stage to begin with and he shuffles boxes and bags and props out of his tables. We saw a very competent presentation of a number of Abbott’s’ classic tricks. One standout was his Crystal Coin ladder done as a Miser’s Dream. It was a solid crowd pleaser. He opened with several dove productions from props. He used a parrot as well as a duck and a guinea pig. The guinea pig was used in a sucker die box vanish created by Jack Gwynne. He ended with the Jig Saw version of the Visible Sawing a Girl in half. He made a comment that he got his rabbit at a county fair in Isle of Wight, Virginia. I have been to Isle of Wight, Virginia. Folks there still think that Roosevelt is president (Teddy Roosevelt). Hey, most of us are still doing stuff from the Teddy Roosevelt era! He did not do cutting-edge magic but he performed well. We all gave him a standing ovation when his act was over.

The final act of the evening was Roy Huston. I have known Roy since the early 60s. I remember seeing him at the MAES Convention in 1964, assisted by his mother. I always considered Roy a circus and carnival performer, but I could make the case that he was the legitimate successor to Bill Neff. Roy tried his hand, with some measure of success, in the fading spook show market before it came to a close in the late 60s. Many editions of the Abbott’s catalog had an old photo of Roy with his mother emerging from the Girl in the Drum illusion. Roy is a lot like Dick Johnson. He is an old guy with an old traditional act. But, just because the props and style are old does not mean that they still can not be entertaining. Roy did fine.

He opened with the Girl in Drum, his signature piece. The girls were in circus style costumes and Roy was in a brown and tan tux. He has a belly and stoops a bit in old age. Actually when he stands straight, his full mane of gray hair creates an imposing look. Again, because of technical glitches, his microphone did not work most of the time so we were treated to his soft and low husky cigarette voice, cultured by years of carnival work. He handled the glitches with the sound system with graceful humor. Roy followed his opening with the seldom seen, Rod through the Girl. He pushed a brass tube through the middle of the girl and then blew smoke through it. I recall Joe Smiley making this a real miracle by dimming the lights and running a lighted neon tube through the girl. His red-head assistant was a cute, shapely and trained well. Later I was told she was Phil Chandler’s daughter. He was an old circus magician. She was in contrast to the assistant we had next.

The curtains opened and Roy introduced another illusion. The illusion was a tip-over box with a set of rollers on top. The idea was that a “witch” got inside and he rolled her out flat, showed the box empty and then returned her to normal. The major issue was that the witch was in a very skimpy outfit and at least 50 to 75 pounds over weight as well as being pasty white! The woman did not belong in that dress. When she turned sideways, every guy in the audience prayed that she did not fall out of the costume.

Roy then went into a giant Hippity Hop Skeleton routine in front of the curtain. I liked his corny lines. One skeleton was white and the other was “Red Skeleton”. He was doing the “Graveyard Shift”. The routine ended with the sucker finish: the back sides were tomb stones.

The curtains opened and Roy explained that his next illusion had been a feature many years ago on the Blackstone Sr. illusion show. He said that he and Yip De Louis had revived it in 1970 when Yip made the first one for him since then days of Blackstone. There was a tall open cabinet with 24 long light bulbs. The girl stood up against the bulbs and Roy put a cover over the front with holes for the light bulbs to emerge. Two big roller shades were pulled on the side. He then pushed back the cover and squeezed the girl into the lit bulbs. It appeared than they had penetrated the girl. This was the one place in the show where they worked the stage lights correctly and when the stage went dark, with just the bulbs illuminating the cabinet, the effect was “electric” to say the least. Unfortunately, Roy never moved the lighted cabinet from side to side, so we were just treated to a straight-on view and some of the depth was lost to us. But I am happy to see this seldom seen and powerful illusion. I like the Yip de Lou version because there is no larger frame, such as Owens uses, to blunt the effect.

He closed the show with an Egyptian sequence. An assistant brought out a Safari jacket and a pith helmet and he dressed as “Indiana Huston”. The curtain opened and an Egyptian queen was produced from the Classic Mummy Case. She also needed a membership at LA Fitness. He went right into the classic Indian Basket themed as an Egyptian pyramid. The girl emerged unharmed and Roy and his crew came out for a final bow. The audience also gave him a standing ovation. Roy’s act brought back memories of the Friday Night Abbott’s Get Together shows in the late 60s. As I left, I guess I finally got my twenty bucks worth.

I keep hoping this Tampa Bay thing can turn into a nice springtime convention. It is not there yet and not making much progress but I will see how they do next year. Hope springs eternal.

Dennis Phillips

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

2008-02 Famulus newsletter of IBM Ring 170

Newsletter of IBM Ring #170
The Bev Bergeron Ring

Next general meeting Wednesday, 02/20/2008 at 7:30 PM SHARP

Board meeting at 6:30 pm

Meeting theme: Valentine's Magic

Marks Street Center, 99 Mark Street, downtown Orlando

If you visit with us and do not know the room we meet in , please be aware that some of the people in the office at the Senior Center may not be aware we are meeting there! At the last meeting one visitor asked where the "IBM" was meeting and the management apparently thought they were asking for the International Business Machines group! They said that there was no "IBM" on the schedule. So, if you have never been to our ring meeting , please say "magicians" or "FAME" and if that doesn't get the room location , just walk around looking for us. The Senior Center is a public building.

Lunch meetings every Tuesday at noon at Goodings (next to the food court)

Website: http://www.ring170.com/

F. A. M. E. is the Florida Association of Magical Entertainers
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Craig J. Fennessy – President – CraigFennessy@gmail.com
Chris Dunn- Vice President – Youngdunns@yahoo.com
Art Thomas – Treasurer – Art.Thomas@Disney.com
Dennis Philips- Secretary – Dennis@alliedcostumes.com
James Songster- Director at Large, - JjTjMagic@aol.com
Joe Vecciarelli- Sgt at Arms - talkingmute@tampabay.rr.com
Stefan Bartelski – Editor of “Famulus”- Famulus@illusioneer.com
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2008-02 From the Editor

In line with Dennis' theme this month I wish you all :Gung Hey Fat Choy (Cantonese for a happy and prosperous New Year). Quite a month for magic lectures, in addition to managing to make the John Carney lecture, I also attended a session at Denny & Lee's new store in Baltimore. Different to the usual lecture, this was a lesson in stage and presentation craft under the tutelage of the famous Bob Fitch. This was a very educational presentation, a half day version of Bob's famous five day sessions.

For those that makes this months meeting, Dan Stapleton has promised to tell his experiences auditioning for "America's Got Talent". Sounds interesting!

Thanks again to all this months contributers, and don't forget the Auction with 2! free lectures, as well as a special Ammar workshop.

Your editor

2008-02 Ring Report Ring #170 The Bev Bergeron Ring

January is usually a mild weather month in Central Florida and tourists enjoy a warm Winter break from the Northern cold. Local magicians are usually at work in the attractions and with tourist related activities. Our Wednesday night Ring meeting was well attended. President Craig Fennessey gaveled the meeting to order and announcements were made about future lectures and events. We always have these dates and locations on our Ring 170 website. Guests included Hani and his son Ryan from Chicago. Michael Hajeck was also a guest renewing his interest in magic. Dan Stapleton gave us a recap on his experiences as a featured performer at the last Daytona Magic Convention. It is always interesting to hear what it is like backstage at one of these events. Dan also told us about his recent trip to New York City.



James and Joe are busy at the Ohio Renaissance Fair and will soon come south to Florida for “Ren” fairs around here. Anyone with a few thousand extra dollars burning a hole in their pocket might be excited to know that their investment dollars are needed for becoming a partner in opening up a magic shop in Key West, Florida.



With the business meeting adjourned, it was time for the monthly ring show. Bondi agreed to Emcee. He began with a humorous explanation that he was a former mortgage broker and now, with the collapse of the real estate market, he is a newspaper advertising salesman. He did a quick plain paper to a stack of dollar bills and rolled up the bills to pull out the green fibers. Chris Dunn was first up with the new Tenyo “Spikes through Balloon”. This version seemed ungimmicked and different from Bob Gurtler’s (Andre Kole) original invention. Chris concluded with an “Any Card called for” effect. Dan Stapleton gave away one of his videos and presented an effect from it that he called “Plates”. He successfully determined four playing cards that had been selected and written by four spectators on paper plates.

Charlie Pfrogner, our Ring Dean of Creativity, had a clever original effect with an “elephant cage”. It was an “inside-outside” box. An elephant silk vanished from a small crystal silk cylinder and reappeared in the box. Charlie said it was an “asbestos” trick… “It was the best I could do”! Bev Bergeron took the stage and enchanted us with an old but great effect. The “cat’s eye” was a small red plastic box and a marble and a silk hankie. The marble “escaped” from the sealed box just like Houdini did from a locked truck.

Magic Ian did a great variation and combination of classic Bob Carver effect, “Professor’s Nightmare” and Linking Ropes. Bondi was back with a four of hearts card turning into a four of spades. Finally Dan Dyer, a former ring officer and now Lake County resident, presented a cardboard box filled with Ring 170 memorabilia, photos and records. It was at least 2 decades old and included ash trays! Dan also treated us to his comic presentation with a spring raccoon.

With the Ring meeting concluded we look forward to a year of more ring fun. Join us when you are in Orlando.

Good things are always happening in Ring 170.

Dennis Phillips

2008-02 Ring 170 Magic Auction & Lectures

FAME of Greater Orlando
IBM RING 170
PRESENTS

Saturday, March 8, 2008
9:00 AM – 5:30PM

Magic Flea Market / Auction Workshop & 2 Free Lectures
Great Fun Great Deals
New & Used Magic
- Plenty of Free parking -

Rent table space and sell your old unused magic.
For full table $15.00, plus $10.00 per person admission. Contact:Art.Thomas@Disney.com to reserve a table. Payment at the door.

GENERAL ADMISSION: $10.00

SCHEDULE:

8:00am - Flea Market Load-in & Set-up
9:00am - Flea Market Opens
10:00am – 11:30am - Private workshop, by Michael Ammar
(Additional cost: Workshop is limited to first 15 people)
12:00pm - Flea Market Closes
12:15pm -12:45 Free mini lecture by Magic Ian – Rope Magic
1:00pm - 2:45- Headliner lecture, by Michael Ammar, Free with admission
3:00-4:30pm – Auction

Food & Drink available on site
LOCATION:
Christ the King Lutheran Church – Barnabas Hall
(4962 Apopka-Vineland Rd., Orlando, Fl 32819) Call: 407-947-1182 for more info.
• Take I-4 to Exit 74A-Sandlake/International Dr. exit
• Turn west onto Sandlake Rd. go 1.3 miles to Apopka-Vineland Rd.
• Turn right onto Apopka-Vineland, go north 3 miles (4 traffic lights).
• First left driveway after Woodbreeze Rd. traffic light.
Please note there is an additional price for the Ammar private workshop. This is a very special workshop by Michael Ammar. Go to www.Ring170 for more info.
E-mail CraigFennessy@gmail.com for workshop reservations.

2008-02 Bob Sanders lecture

Sunday February 17th 1:30 PM til 4:30
at The NY Cafe, 1690 CITRUS BLVD. (HIWAYS 27/441).

admission $10 courtesy rate to Orlando and Tampa IBM members, Ring 258 paid local dues members are Free, guests and non-members $15
Limited seating, RSVP to Imailto:Ian@magicians.ws (to get a head count).
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Lecture on Silks, plus huge dealer display of fine silk magic products.
Effects with silks and props (eggs, dye tubes, etc.) and give more emphasis to taking individual tricks and working them into a routine that flows better than the separate tricks.
Custom art for silks that they can do for themselves. (How to do it and examples to show.) Any questions on Doves and dove steals Bob is the one to ask. He wrote the "Dove Hotline" for many years. A most knowledgeable man, and a very informative lecture.

Cash or checks accepted for products.
Bob Sanders
Bio

Bob was born and raised in Montgomery, Alabama and has always called it home from where ever he might have been at the time. Although he was raised as a cowboy, his mother, a singer/dancer, always encouraged him to pursue the entertainment business. By age thirteen he had a personal manager, agent and contract with a major movie/recording company. He was already performing in theaters and on stage as a professional musician with recording artists and movie stars. (He also went to school with John Denver.) Upon going off to college at the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa, Bob started American Artists Enterprises as a personal management and booking agency for professional entertainers and a firm that traded and negotiated recording contracts. It had offices in Tuscaloosa and New York. Uniquely, it was also the largest agency in the USA handling live entertainment for shopping centers and malls. Over 542 malls and shopping centers bought their live entertainment though AAE. That kept a lot of magicians and variety acts working.

At college graduation, Bob had service in the US Navy ahead of him, so he sold American Artists Enterprises and had to leave the world of commercial music forever. He went exclusively into the magic he had begun at age sixteen. In 1969, following the advice of other professional entertainer friends and to give privacy, he began working professionally as Magic By Sander. In his forty-something years in the business, Bob has performed stage shows in theaters, hotels, fairs, conventions and ballrooms around the country. He also has decades of experience in fundraisers, trade shows and sponsored corporate magic as well as talent in television commercials. His corporate clients have included the world’s largest private daycare provider, the most profitable brewing company in America, some of the largest consumer electronics firms in the world, the largest shopping mall management firm in the USA, the nations largest retailer, major advertising agencies, several leaders of the computer/information industry, medical care providers and communications firms. He has turned down invitations to perform for Worldwide Magical Congresses in Mexico City and Calcutta, India.

Bob has been active in magical fraternal and professional organizations since the 1960s. Those include the International Brotherhood of Magicians, the Society of American Magicians and the secretive Wizards of the Ozarks (professional magicians of the West and Midwest), which elected him Magicians’ Magician of the Year 1981-82. During that period he was doing over 200 stage shows a year, working on a Ph.D. in marketing, management, and finance; and caring for his infant son on the road with him. He has held offices in all of the major magical organizations. In the 80s he was responsible for transferring part of SAM’s film library to VHS tape. He is a seasoned lecturer available through the Magicians Lecture Network.

Among magicians he is best known for dove magic. Perhaps that is because he is the originator of Dove Hotline on the Internet and he wrote it for about seven years. Tony Clark handled it for a couple of years while Bob worked on a couple of books. Bob has returned to writing Dove Hotline in March 2006. Bob is on staff at The Magic Café. He also posts on PMZZ, KIDabra and the Genii forum.

2008-02 Sheldon Brooks operation

Sheldon Brooks one of our good members who, when missing can be foundworking on cruise ships, was operated on a couple of weeks ago. He was having major problems with moving his fingers on one of his hands. The problem was found in the nerve section of his neck. What may seen like a very simple operation can also be a very dangerous one.

He hopes to be able to drive his car in time for ourFebruary meeting.

Bev - b

2008-02 Pictures from the John Carney Lecture









2008-02 Close Encounters...with a real magician!

When I was in my teens, some 45 years ago or so, I used to frequent the Hornman & Martinka Magic Shop in Manhattan on Saturdays. At that time it was owned by the late, great Coney Island Fakir... Al Flosso!
One Saturday morning, after riding in to Manhattan on the LIRR, (Long Island Rail Road, for those of you who have never been to "the island") I climbed the stairs to the 2nd floor landing and opened the door to that musty, dusty world of wonders ... Hornman & Martinka. As I entered Al quickly caught my attention with his heavy Brooklyn, Jewish accent...
"Here kid, watch what I'm gonna' do!"
I turned to see him behind the display case holding up a walking cane. He held the ends of the cane and in a flash it was gone and a bouquet of brightly colored feather flowers appeared where the cane had been! I was completely taken by the effect! (Bought the cane on the spot. Couldn't afford the flowers!)
Al diverted his eyes, and looked past me, to a man sitting in the big easy chair in the corner. I had not noticed him there when I entered the shop.
Al asked the man "Well, what do you think Joe?"
Joe answered something to the effect of "Pretty nice."

Then Al Flosso had the good graces to introduce me to one of the worlds most famous magicians & mentalists...Joseph Dunninger!
Mr. Dunninger was in New York for an appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Needless to say, I was thrilled to have the opportunity to meet Mr. Dunninger. After spending a few hours "talking shop" with Al & Joe, I left for home that afternoon with an autographed copy of one of Dunningers books on magic.
Yes, it really happened!
Magically,
Roger "Cigam" Reid

2008-02 Dennis' Deliberations

My Friendly Tet Offensive 2008

Saturday January 26th was when many Vietnamese here in Florida celebrated “Tet”, the Vietnamese New Year. Actually, the official date for Tet will be on February 7th this year. The New Year begins on the first night of the first moon after the sun enters Aquarius. We are moving from the 2007year of the Pig to the 2008 year of the Rat. I guess for people of my generation the Tet holiday will forever be linked to form the words “Tet Offensive”. The North Vietnamese Communist Army staged a massive military offensive against U.S. forces in February of 1968 on the Tet holiday. It utterly failed and American troops in Viet Nam mopped up all resistance in a couple of day but the psychological damage was done in the minds of the American people and we lost interest in the Viet Nam War and 7 years later we finally got our behinds handed to us and withdrew.

That withdrawal and slow military disengagement of America from Viet Nam prompted a number of Vietnamese to apply for political asylum here in the United States and Central Florida became one area of concentration. In Orlando the area around Mills and Colonial is referred to by many as “Little Viet Nam”. I live in downtown Orlando and we have an Asian neighbor and by a series of acquaintances I was recommended to perform a stage show at the local Tet event. It was at the Central Florida Fairgrounds on a rainy Saturday night.


I was not aware just how huge this 2,500 person event turned out to be. I always carry my own sound system for a stage show and it was not needed. They had a full festival sound system run by an events company.

Oddly enough the Vietnamese Roman Catholic Church was a major sponsor. Recall the Viet Nam was a colony of France and the French brought Christianity to the country that previously had been mostly Buddhist in the cities. I find it utterly fascinating to witness religious syncretism. Vestiges of the pre-Christian religion exist in the legends, dance and graphics, but most have been Christianized. One could argue that the entire Christian religion represents a syncretism between Diasporic Judaism, Hellenistic Stoicism and the Roman Empire’s old religion. Humans tend to find the kind of god and belief system they believe they think they need.

Al Coury had seen my name in a Tet flyer and called me a couple of hours before I left the house saying that he wanted to be at the show but he also had a gig that night at another location. I carry a full carload of props since I wanted the act to be big, flashy and filled with flowers, silks and rice bowls. I would still anchor the show with my standard eight minute opening to my club act using doves and a rabbit finale. While I was loading my jumbo Phantom Tube, my wife was folding my two six-foot Rice’s picture silks and the other dozen odd silks and streamers. I inserted two Abbott’s Flag staffs into the secondary load and Cindy asked me how much the value was of all the production items. I calculated at today’s prices I was producing over $2,000 worth of items within 90 seconds of stage time.


I used the help of 3 stagehands and we got the props up on stage and off to the side as I waited for my introduction. There were a number of singers on stage before me. I was not quite sure when to load my doves into my coat so my birdies had an extended wait since I loaded up a bit early. The printed schedule handed to me was in Vietnamese and the Emcee spoke only Vietnamese. I can operate in six other languages and do know a little Vietnamese but I had to keep reminding myself that the Vietnamese have a different approach to schedules and time than we do! The show rolled on and all the cues were met and at the finale, my straight jacket escape, I bowed off to a nice hand. I am not surprised at the great success many Americans are having by taking their magic acts to the Orient. The Eastern cultures love magic!

Since we are moving into a Globalist future and all world cultures are going to be interfacing socially and economically, let me depart from talking “tricks” and help you with an understanding that could get you a future magic gig in “Nam”. Hanoi used to be a French Resort and the Pearl of the Orient. I believe that in addition to manufacturing someday Viet Nam will return to be a tourist haven with resort hotels and cruise ship ports. The magician of the future will understand how all cultures see “magic” and how they see the world.
Tet is a huge celebration lasting three days. Families save money, store food, and plan far in advance for Tet, a major holiday in Vietnam. The Vietnamese take extreme care to start the New Year out right. They buy new clothes, paint and clean their homes, cook three days worth of food, pay off all debts and make amends to rid themselves of all bad feelings. Cleaning is frowned on during Tet because one would not want to sweep out any good luck. Digging and drawing water is also not allowed so the ground and water can enjoy the holiday.

The marketplace is very busy the week before Tet, as people buy food, trinkets, firecrackers, flowers, and other items in anticipation of the holiday. At four o'clock in the afternoon on Tet eve all the markets close down so the people can go home and prepare for midnight when Tet begins.
The atmosphere is very festive. Incense is burned in the homes. The color Red, symbolizing good luck and happiness is seen everywhere. Games of gambling are in the streets, homes and in cars. If a gambler wins then he is said to have good luck gambling in the New Year. If a gambler loses, he is said to have good luck in other affairs. There are dragon dances at night. Food is plentiful, homes are decorated, parks are full of crowds of people dressed in their best new clothes, and for three days the people have an ultimate celebration.
Tet is a time for visits from family and friends. The first visitor to a home is very important. If the first visitor is rich, prestigious, or happy then the family will have good fortune that year. Usually this visitor is a relative, but sometimes the family will invite a special guest that they feel will bring them good luck. The first day of Tet is reserved for visiting family and relatives. The second day is set aside for special guests and close friends to visit, and the third day is for teachers and business associates to make a visit. Negative talk and arguments are taboo. Visitors end their visit with a farewell wish for the family such as, "I wish that money will flow into your house like water, and out like a turtle."
The Vietnamese believe that their deceased ancestors will visit the family for the holiday. Alters are decorated in the homes with incense, flowers, and photographs of deceased relatives. A tray full of fruit, coins, and a tall vase of blossoms are placed in front of the alter symbolizing good luck and prosperity. The third day is also a day to visit the graves of deceased relatives. The graves are decorated with incense, flowers, and candles. Many Buddhists go to their favorite Pagoda to pray for a good year. The Catholics go to a pre-midnight mass.

Not only is Tet the beginning of a New Year, it is also everyone's birthday. The Vietnamese do not know or acknowledge the exact day they were born. A baby turns one on Tet no matter when he/she was born that year. Children say they were born in the year of the symbol of the lunar calendar for that year. On the first morning of Tet, adults congratulate children on becoming a year older by presenting them with red envelopes that contain "Lucky Money,” These envelopes are given to the children by parents, siblings, relatives and close friends.
Families choose a Tet tree, or tac, which is a cone shaped fruit tree with miniature oranges just ripening. The more fruit on the tree, the luckier the family. Greeting cards and good luck symbols are hung from the Tet trees. Each family also has a branch of the Mai tree in their homes, a symbol of spring, which bear lucky little yellow flowers.
Food plays a major role in the Tet celebration. Tet is a time of excess, one does not enjoy Tet, one "eats" Tet. The first day a feast of boiled male virgin chicken, sticky rice, and a special soup made with clear vermicelli and bamboo shoots, boiled pork, and 3 or 5 duck eggs is offered to ancestors who have returned to their homes. Sticky rice and salt are also offered in the streets to any hungry ghosts who might be wandering in the neighborhood. A traditional food is Earth cake, a square cake made with rice beans and pork. When a watermelon is cut they believe that the redder the watermelon the more luck for the family. Several different desserts and dishes are made with coconut. On the third day another feast of chicken is served to say farewell to ancestors returning to their ethereal abodes.
In the United States large populations of Vietnamese celebrate Tet Vietnamese children do not attend school that day. Ladies wear red and yellow, the colors of the Vietnamese flag and the men wear all black. They go to church, eat earth cake, and have games, carnival rides, food booths and contests that are set up at a local college. The red envelopes are passed with "lucky money" in it. In the evening red firecrackers explode and dragon dances begin. You can check “Teacherlink” on the Internet as a source for more cultural information such as presented above.
The magical entertainer of the future will understand the global audience.
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Sterling Steal is an aging magician with a rather unusual magic act. He looks like a robotic character and does mostly stage manipulations with large hand held objects. I was pretty impressed by his lecture at Magic By the Bay in Tampa last year. I somehow got on his mailing list and I think you will enjoy this humor he sent me:

You might be a magician if…
Your best pickup line is "Pick a card."
You tell bad jokes 75% of the time.
You pay $50 for a $1 coin.
A "shell" is not something found on a beach.
You won’t play card games with your cards.
While watching a movie or TV, you have cards in your hands.
You pose for a photo with one eyebrow raised!
Your Christmas/Birthday wish list looks like a magic catalogue.
If you've ever been asked the question "can you make my wife disappear"?
You use the word "effect" rather than "trick".
You drive 300 miles round trip to visit a teeny-tiny store.
You have over 100 responses to the phrase "How did you do that?"
You actually want to go to a lecture.
You have a dog named "Houdini".
You record every magic special on TV.
All your friends call you when magic is on TV.
Your entire list of friends name starts with "The Amazing" or "The Great".
You have your local magic shop on speed dial.
You can lose your thumb and you visit the magic shop instead of the emergency ward.
You pay to see a lecture, buy a written version of what was just demonstrated to you, and then buy a manufactured version of something in the notes.
You pay $60.00 for a book and get, possibly, one or two useful things out of it and you're happy. You have so much magic stuff in your room that it’s considered a fire hazard.
You have more elastic bands than a stationary shop.
You spend hours trying to rearrange the letters in your name to use on stage (only to come back years later using your real name).
You don't mind kissing a dove.
It really matters to you how someone shuffles your deck.
You expect people to think ‘it's magic’ when it took you half an hour to set up.
You own a top hat, cape and cane and have never gone to the opera.
You began demonstrating the mysteries of ancient China at the age of 9.
When you come to visit, your friends hide all the silverware and bring out plastic ones.
Someone actually hands you a fork and says please bend this.
You pretended to be insane just to get the straight jacket.
You spend the most money on things that other people aren’t allowed to see.
You never throw out old decks because you "can make something out of it".
You carefully watch a card-playing scene in a movie only to see what kind of cards they’re using.
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Just for the male magicians:
Your girlfriend knows the sound of riffled cards over the phone.
You force your wife to take fertility drugs, so you can do those illusions that use twins....
You see a beautiful woman and think if she will suit your act.
You spend more time in front of a mirror than your girlfriend does.
You show your girlfriend the same trick everyday insisting that "I've improved it greatly".
Your wife tells you "we are going out to dinner, now dear; please leave your toys at home".
You are the only one of your male friends that has a nice "silk collection".

Dennis Phillips

Thursday, January 03, 2008

2008-01 Famulus newsletter of IBM Ring 170

Newsletter of IBM Ring #170
The Bev Bergeron Ring

Next general meeting Wednesday, 01/16/2008 at 7:30 PM SHARP

Board meeting at 6:30 pm

Meeting theme: Hearts and Flowers

Marks Street Center, 99 Mark Street, downtown Orlando

If you visit with us and do not know the room we meet in , please be aware that some of the people in the office at the Senior Center may not be aware we are meeting there! At the last meeting one visitor asked where the "IBM" was meeting and the management apparently thought they were asking for the International Business Machines group! They said that there was no "IBM" on the schedule. So, if you have never been to our ring meeting , please say "magicians" or "FAME" and if that doesn't get the room location , just walk around looking for us. The Senior Center is a public building.

Lunch meetings every Tuesday at noon at Goodings (next to the food court)

Website: http://www.ring170.com/

F. A. M. E. is the Florida Association of Magical Entertainers
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Directory
Craig J. Fennessy – President – CraigFennessy@gmail.com
Chris Dunn- Vice President – Youngdunns@yahoo.com
Art Thomas – Treasurer – Art.Thomas@Disney.com
Dennis Philips- Secretary – Dennis@alliedcostumes.com
James Songster- Director at Large, - JjTjMagic@aol.com
Joe Vecciarelli- Sgt at Arms - talkingmute@tampabay.rr.com
Stefan Bartelski – Editor of “Famulus”- Famulus@illusioneer.com
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Got an idea for an article to add to the next FAMULUS? Put it in the body of an email or in a Word document attached to an email. Send it to Famulus@illusioneer.com, and we will get you in print. Please, please, please, use the above e-mail address, your messages are in danger of getting lost if you do not do so.

2008-01 From the Editor

Another Old Father Time has been replaced by a baby year, and I wish everyone all the best for this upcoming year.

Hopefully, everyone has included submitting at least one article to Famulus on their list of New Year's resolutions.

Thanks to Art, Dan and Dennis for their submissions.

Stefan

2008-01 Ring Report Ring #170 The Bev Bergeron Ring

President Craig Fennessey opened up the December meeting with the annual election of the new board of officers. The floor was opened up for nominations and nothing was heard. Bev Bergeron made the motion to close the nominations and Roger Reid seconded the motion. It passed by voice vote. The nominated slate of current officers was re-elected for 2008 by voice vote. They are:Craig J. Fennessy-President, Chris Dunn- Vice President ,Art Thomas – Treasurer, Dennis Phillips- Secretary, James Songster- Director at Large, Joe Vecciarelli- Sgt at Arms and serving as Editor of FAMULUS -Stefan Bartelski. Jacki Manna continues as our Hospitality chairperson.

We had 43 persons in the seats and several guests. Brad and Jessica and former president M.J. Emigh's children were present and at the right age for magic and Bob Swadling and his wife were visiting from England. Bob is known in magic history as the inventor of the "Flipper Coin".

Following this very brief business meeting we began our Christmas and Holiday Tradition, our wacky, white elephant gift exchange. Jacki Manna was the MC and kept the exchange rolling along. The rules are that a person can either pick a new unopened gift or 'steal' someone else's gift. Each gift can be stolen only 3 times. This chaos does make for a lot of fun. Finally all the gifts were taken and the challenge every year is to learn your trick and present it in the show that follows!

Kerry Pierce, known as "KP" was the show MC. First up was James Songster doing a three color Card Monte. The patter was about betting and losing money in a side street game of chance. He ended up with a card appearing that said he lost $14. Bob Swadling took the stage and filled it with his English charm. The British have an elegant way of making small props look wonderful and grand. He began with some miraculous changes of cards in midair. He would toss a card into the air and it would change! He then did the classic sympathetic match boxes with drawers that open in any position. He ended with aces disappearing from a deck and appearing in various pants and coat pockets. His killer finale was a previously signed card appeared inside a brand new sealed deck. It was great magic from across the pond.

Kevin Butler, presented a silent version of his newly acquired Egg Bag and a Haunted Key using an audience assistant. Charlie Pfrogner had a Christmas card effect and concluded with a small set of Tambo Rings that produced silks and ended with a Christmas silk. Mystana (Rebecca Dillon) had a cute bunny and carrot card trick she got in the exchange. JC Hiatt was next and wearing a T-shirt he got that said, "Trust me, I am a magician!". JC's deck of cards had four aces turning face down one at a time. For a great finish he explained that he was using mirrors and when the cards were turned over they had mirror foil on the backs.

Mark Fitzgerald once again added some new bits to his ever popular rubber band routine. Mark, along with Dan Harlan were the first the popularize rubber band magic.
Mark did the penetrations and releases along with many figures and ending up with a star shape that transformed the band into a permanent star shape. Last up was Sid McWethy who did a delightful billiard ball routine with Christmas ornaments ending with the production of a mirror ball!

The evening ended on a high note with refreshments and more fellowship. Join us whenever you are visiting Orlando. Good things are always happening in Ring 170.

Dennis Phillips

2008-01 Dues Reminder

Art asked me to remind members that the $15 annual dues will be collected at the January meeting. For those not able to attend, please email Art at Art.Thomas@disney.com for the address where you can send your check.

2008-01 Art's Elucidation of Ring Finances

Dear members of IBM Ring 170 a/k/a FAME,

While finalizing the records for 2007, I noticed that about one third of our current members are relatively new to the organization. This is great news because for many years the membership really didn't change very much. Now, we are finally starting to get some new members, who are very welcome additions to our club. I hope that all members share my enthusiasm for welcoming and encouraging our new members. Best of all, many of these newest members are eager to perform at club meetings. This makes the meetings more fun, since you never know what twist someone may have on even the oldest tricks. And speaking of new twists to old tricks, every month I look forward to seeing what Charlie Pfrogner is going to present. Charlie's knack for developing a unique presentation for everything that he does should be an inspiration for all of us, as well as the new members. Thanks Charlie!

Because we have some new members, and because we don't talk about it very much, I'd like to take this opportunity to discuss some aspects of our club operations and finances. We don't talk about these topics very much because, candidly, most people aren't particularly interested. That's okay. The main reason why the club has Officers and a Board of Directors is precisely to allow the administrative and financial matters of the club to be handled in separate meetings so that the monthly club meetings can focus primarily on sharing news, teaching, and performing. This is good, in my opinion, so long as everyone understands that the Board meetings are open to all members and anyone is welcome to get involved.

As your club Treasurer, I can attest that the club's finances are relatively simple. The club is incorporated as a not-for-profit organization that is officially registered with the State of Florida. In fact, F.A.M.E. stands for Florida Association of Magical Entertainers, which is the name of our corporation. Financially, we pretty much break even every year. We collect dues and take in some proceeds from the annual flea market event, and these funds pay for our lectures and video library, as well as some minor miscellaneous expenses including the loss that we incur producing our annual banquet. Because of the excellent job Craig Fennessey has been doing with our lectures, we ended 2007 with a few hundred dollars more than we began it, since many of the lectures nearly broke even and a few even made a little money.

A typical lecture costs the club about $400 to present, including the lecturer's fee, hotel room, and venue expenses. The lecture fees are kept low by the fact that the Lecturers make their money from selling their notes, DVDs, and tricks. If the club collects $10 each from 25-35 attendees, then we lose $50 to $150 per lecture. We have about 8 or 9 lectures per year for a total net loss of only a few hundred dollars. This is off-set by the proceeds from our annual flea market event, which nets a few hundred dollars. Overall, all club activities generally wash out to break even, or very close. Some years we may lose a few hundred dollars, and some years we make a few hundred. It is never very much either way, but we are able to keep operating and maintain our status as a not-for-profit organization.

Years ago, one of the constant expenses of the club was publishing the monthly newsletter and postage. Now, thanks to the internet, these expenses are no longer incurred. The fact that our monthly operating expenses have gone down is certainly good because our annual revenues have gone down as well. Thanks to E-Bay and other internet auction sites, our annual magic auction no longer raises nearly as much money as it did several years ago. So, everything balances out. Thanks to the internet our revenues are down, but so are our expenses, so it all evens out.

Last, but not least, our December meeting and Christmas party was a big success. Thanks to Jacki Manna and everyone else who brought food and/or gifts. And thanks to those who helped clean up.

Overall, 2007 was a successful year for Ring 170. As our scribe, Dennis Phillips, reminds us, "good things are always happening at Ring 170".

Art Thomas

2008-01 Dan's presentation at next meeting

Since I missed the last two meetings I will have much to talk about at the next meeting that I know the members will want to hear. What went on behind the scenes at the Daytona show, the true story of Kevin James "imploding" on America's Got Talent, my New York trip to see two long running magic shows...one horrible and one very good, etc.

Dan Stapleton

2008-01 Dennis' Deliberations

"... there are two kinds of unknowns. There are known unknowns and unknown unknowns." -Donald Rumsfeld in testimony before Congress.

Many times, as magic performers we never know what an audience will say or do when we ask them to help us or engage in conversation.

Kendix, illusionist and Ring 170 member, has a great opening series of lines in his illusion show about the first questions people ask you when they find out that he is a magician. The first question he says is , "How did you do that" and the other question people always ask him is "Can you make my wife ( or husband) disappear"?

If you are doing walk-around magic ,there really is no good answer to the last question that will keep the mood of your performance upbeat.

You could say, "Keep asking people that question and pretty soon she (or he) WILL disappear!"... That gets a laugh but makes the person who asked the question looks bad.

Alain Nu has a classy line, 'No, I need all the audience that I can get!". Nu's line is probably the most palatable because it throws the issue back on Nu. People are then laughing at Nu and not the person who asked it.

My problem was that one time I used Nu's line at a local convention during a dining event and the guy said, "Oh she's not here, I left her back home ". Obviously it was a troubled marriage!

That led me to my now standard response, which is a bit like what Jackie Mason might say. I look them straight in the eye and with a bit of aggravation say: "Hey, Do I look like a magician or a divorce lawyer?"! On rare occasions if my remark gets a good laugh and the person asking it is past 50 years old , I might continue ( depending on gender) " Sheeze, you should have married Amelia Earhart" or if a wife asks about her husband, "You need to get him elected as president of the Teamster's Union. Remember Jimmy Hoffa?..".

I offer these ideas to you because , as Sam Goldwyn used to say, "the best "ad-libs" are structured, written and prepared "ad-libs".

Someone asked Goldwyn what it took to be a great actor. Goldwyn replied, "Sincerity. If you can fake that , you have it made."

Hecklers and wise guys and obnoxious kids:

They all require different approaches. At a Kid's show I clearly explain to a designated adult that THEY are the "heavy", the guard, the enforcer ...that their job is to keep kids off the stage and from in front of the stage and in their seats. This is due to danger and needing order for the show. The "heavy" also keeps kids from rushing the stage and fooling with my props after the show.

I also explain to the heavy that kids will yell during sucker tricks, so that the enforcer understands what will happen. If the heavy knows the kids, I try to let them give me a tip on who might give me a problem and have them speak to parents and if they are good at public speaking I give them a written introduction to read to the audience telling the audience who I am and how to behave...( no cell phones, video cams etc)

If you get a kid who insist on screaming every possible answer to everyone else...and refuses to quit ......I PAUSE the show!

I walk to the edge of the stage and I invite him to the front and give him a lecture, in front of the audience, on the virtue of being courteous. I turn the audience against his actions...

Looking at the audience, " Do you want Joey interrupting my show?" . I always add, "Joey ,maybe you really like magic and do some yourself. Then you need to learn to keep a secret and after the show bring your Mom or Dad to see me and I will give you some information on becoming a magician."

The kid just wants attention and has a very poor or distorted self image ( as a lot of people in magic do!) so I straighten them out a bit.

I do the job the kid's parents should....

I rarely have a problem like this....If you have a tight act and keep up a steady pacing, there is no time for a heckler to get going.

Adults are a different story but also require the same pre-show set up. I again designate a "heavy" to let me know if there are any alcoholics in the group and to suggest fun but sober, slightly shy people to help me. I go over what I am looking for in a volunteer assistant. I have nothing against preparing.

I do not want some drunk idiot telling me his name is: Jim Shorts or Dick Hertz. I should get the laughs not some wise-guy.

Once on stage ( back in the 70s at a Disco club) a moron tried that and I said " May I see your Drivers license and Insurance card...take them out of your wallet please and in a moment I am going to ask you to blow up my balloon...10-4... Headquarters we have a possible 10-52...." The guy was schnockered and I sent him back to his seat.

If you won't tolerate a heckler and you have the audience on your side, it won't happen.... I will not play venues that are likely to have hecklers, because in the end , unless you are Don Rickles, you can't win with hecklers without making yourself look bad.

Here is one mental effect that silences all hecklers: It is a version of Anneman's Psuedo-Psychometry. Lee Earle sells"the No Brainer Bags" and I also have a set I made from black velvet with golden pull-cords...The inside of each bag is a different solid color and you pass the bags out to people wearing the same color clothes. For example the red interior bag goes to the woman wearing the red dress. I rarely use them any more. I went to something simpler.

The basic effect is that you pass out 5 envelopes and someone secretly puts a personal object inside their's and returns it to the stage. the bags are mixed up and you accurately know whose object is in each envelope. You also know personal things about their life.

Now, here are my versions with props that seem everyday and ungimmicked (or at least to the audience)

I bought a stack of large Manila Envelopes and had a small rubber stamp made that looks like a trademark. It says, "Dunninger Security Envelope Corp."
The thing is only a half-inch square. I bought 4 different colored ink pads. Red, Green, Blue, Black, and stamped the envelopes in the middle of the bottom glued flap on the side where the open flap and clamp are! This is the typical place you would find a small trademark stamp. The unstamped one is 'white'...that gives me 5 colors...

So...now you don't have a funny little black bags to raise suspicion! Although when I use them I patter about Chevas Regal bags and expensive Scotch from a Scotland and a game kids play there with the discarded bags. ( "I was a bad kid. I played hopscotch with real scotch!".)

THEN, I discovered you could skip the stamp and just color in the little hole where the metal clasp is (on the Dennison Brand) with a cheap set of multicolored markers , available at Walgreens, and have a lot of different colors...! In pre-show work, scan the audience and if you want to use purple or brown color just color in the hole on the spot!

Oh...How do you know personal information? It is called "Cold Reading" ( verbal 'fishing' ) and I will deal with that interesting topic another time.

Dennis Phillips

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

2007-12 Famulus newsletter of IBM Ring 170

Newsletter of IBM Ring #170
The Bev Bergeron Ring

Next general meeting Wednesday, 11/19/2007 at 7:30 PM SHARP

Board meeting at 6:30 pm

Meeting theme: Gift Exchange
Marks Street Center, 99 Mark Street, downtown Orlando

If you visit with us and do not know the room we meet in , please be aware that some of the people in the office at the Senior Center may not be aware we are meeting there! At the last meeting one visitor asked where the "IBM" was meeting and the management apparently thought they were asking for the International Business Machines group! They said that there was no "IBM" on the schedule. So, if you have never been to our ring meeting , please say "magicians" or "FAME" and if that doesn't get the room location , just walk around looking for us. The Senior Center is a public building.

Lunch meetings every Tuesday at noon at Goodings (next to the food court)

Website: http://www.ring170.com/

F. A. M. E. is the Florida Association of Magical Entertainers
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2007-12 From the Editor

One of the benefits of my itinerant job is that I am able to visit different magic locales around the country. This month I visited "Barry's Magic" store in the DC area for the first time. Barry has a large shop with an area for performances. On this occasion it was for a lecture given by Alain Chouquette, French Canadian magician from Montreal. Allain is probaly best known for his 'Glow in the Dark' Gypsy Thread routine, hich was shown on one of the "World's Greates Magic" TV programs produced by Gary Ouellet. Aso this month I will be able to attend a performance by the Comedy and Mystery Society (formerly Wednesday Wizardry) at the gaithersburg Arts Barn. So, though I will not be able to join in the Ring's festivities, I will get my fill of magic.

I would like to thank Art and Dan for posting comments in the newsletter blog. I would encourage all members to do so, if they have a (strong) opinion about any of the items. And thanks to Dennis for his usual good job in providing his Deliberations and the Ring report.

I would like to wish everyone all the best for the season and for the New year

2007-12 Ring Report Ring #170 The Bev Bergeron Ring

President Craig Fennessy gaveled the ring board meeting to order and presented several tentative dates for upcoming lectures . Times were also presented to the board for our annual flea market in February and Banquet in March . All the current members of the board agreed to serve another year in their offices but nominations for other candidates wanting to run in the December election will be taken if presented. The board meeting adjourned and our regular business meeting began.
We had several guests, Charlie Zeus from Skylar Lake, New York. Charlie runs and promotes , The Hall of Fame for Unfamous Magicians, a place where many unknown but hard-working magicians have a place of honor. Bob Beck and his daughter, Amanda visited and are interested in magic.
Our Hospitality chairperson, Jackie Manna, explained next month's December Gift exchange. We will have a ring holiday party at the regular meeting time and everyone should bring a gift worth at least ten dollars. This annual event is a lot of fun in the way gifts are drawn and exchanged.
Phil Schwartz presented his Magic Moment #2. Phil was just back from the Magic Collector's convention in California and witnessed Johnny Gaughn's very rare presentation of the Dr. Hooker Card Trick. This is an elaborate series of card effects presented in a specially designed small theater room. The specific workings of the effects have never been revealed and well-learned professional magicians remained baffled at how everything is accomplished. Phil also said there was discussion about the mystery of who wrote the classic text about the expert's secrets at the card table.
With the formal meeting adjourned, Mark Fitzgerald volunteered to be the Master of Ceremonies for the monthly show. He opened with some fancy coin manipulations using silver dollars that jumped from hand to hand and appeared and disappeared. He introduced Josh Royo who did a trick with a spectator selected card using time travel as a theme. A card chosen a second time magically transformed in the spectators hand to be the card chosen the first time. Charlie Pfrogner did his cut and restored necktie with the loudest tie in town. At first we thought Charlie was explaining the trick and then he fooled us with a sucker ending. Young Sid McWethy had a card effect that featured being able to cause a spectator selected card appear and any randomly called for spot in the deck.
Mark Fitzgerald then took a minute to show a deck of blank playing cards that suddenly were found to all have fronts and then backs and finally ending all blank again. Mystana adapted some clever Thanksgiving patter to a Hot Rod type effect giving metaphorical meanings to the colors as they changed on the rod. Finally, Charlie Zeus gave us an explanation of his "Hall of Fame for Unfamous Magicians" in upstate New York . He then launched into the classic Six-Bill Repeat trick with a clever storyline and when he was finished the money changed denominations.
Join us every third Wednesday for our monthly ring meeting and show. Good things are always happening in Ring 170.
Dennis Phillips

2007-12 Comments about comments

Dennis sent me these comments about a comment sent by one of the subjects of his previous
"Deliberations", I hope that dennis and Blair do not mind me publishing this.

"Hey, I was happy that Blair Marshall saw my story and responded. I am also happy that he is working and using some of those great Shazzam props and costumes.

I don't believe that he actually disagreed with me...because he did get my point: The days of the Full Evening , Box office , HEAVY
Touring-Routed illusion show are over.

I am not quite sure how I should ever categorize someone who lives in Quebec. When Cindy and I were in Montreal on a trip ( beautiful and fun city in the Summer) I had to drag my French out of my memory cells to drive. Cindy did much better... ( "Nord" "Sud"....)

Since the official language is French and the nation is Canada I call them all French Canadians. Toronto , to me, would be English Canadians...

ALL of them of "Lucky Canadians" with their socialized medicine..."

2007-12 Dennis' Deliberations

"Magicians are the new rock stars."--Pamela Anderson (Live with Regis & Kelly. July 5, 2007)

For me...... going into my 60th year, I don't think so! At my age, I am one key-ring short of a full set and I am always pouring out of the wrong side of my Foo Can.
Larry Thornton is one year older than me and my Calgary Canadian magician friend. He was a big help in putting together this month's column. I guess we old crabby guys enjoy sharing our mature and jaded views of the magic world?

The magic world is schizophrenic. And I'm about to prove it.

All our lives we're told: Be original. Don't copy another person's act. If you do -- so the mantra goes -- you will always end up an inferior knock-off of the original dude. Never, never, never will you be as good! A copy is a copy is a copy, and you'll be little more than a "rip-off artist", doing the magical arts an extreme injustice. --And some finger-waggers even go so far as to suggest the public will notice you're a rip-off! -- Or if they don't (what do THEY know??) the magicians sure as heck will!
Then the "gentler: side of the argument is always this: If you must copy an other magician's act and style, try to add nuances of your own; or as the late Chris Carey used to say in his lecture and booklet, "Do the stuff that's YOU!" (You should have this book in your library regardless of his jaded history)
THAT HAVING BEEN PREACHED - - over and over in the magic magazines, at conventions, at magic clubs (clubs!? I've got to be kidding!) and in magic books and all --- we then have to wonder:
Why are there so many commercial DVDs available from thousands of magic dealers that show professional entertainer's acts, right down to every subtle gesture and word? ... A case in point is the ad on page 6 of the July issue of Magic Magazine, where Harry Anderson has been enticed into selling his EXACT ACT of his hilarious "Cufflinks Supreme". He provides the DVD of his own performance. We are told Anderson has performed it everywhere, including television's Saturday Night Live, HBO, and other network appearances. BUT NOW --- for the very first time, any two-thumbed clumsy wanna -be ... or should I say more charitably, "Tom, Dick or Harry" (especially Harry!) can legally and ethically do the routine, and -- with Anderson's blessing -- DUPLICATE it word-for-word, with even the smallest bits intact. Why, you can probably even DRESS like Harry! Where's that old hat of Dads; and his tacky old pin-striped suit...
The Hocus Pocus magic company, who put Harry up to this (needed the cash after your businesses collapsed in New Orleans, Harry?) -- will likely make a small 'killing' with this routine. And they know that magic fanatics, being what they are, for every magician who turns Harry's classic comedy handcuff act into an actual PROFESSIONAL PERFORMANCE (i.e. makes money with it), there will be at least ten or twenty pipe-dreamers buying the DVD and included props, and doing essentially nothing with it. But that's not the point!
The point here, in this rant, is that the magic community is fond of telling every newcomer that they must try to develop themselves into original performers instead of clones. But at the same time, they should "look the other way" when it comes to dealerships hawking every successful act they can get their hands on. What is the unsuspecting public supposed to think of all this? Okay, so they have the memory of a gnat and will never remember how it was Anderson who made the routine great...

Go on "You Tube' and you will find no less than 7 identical and exact copies of the David Copperfield version of the Head Twister illusion. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer..." every wiggle, every move, every eye glance... Even the identical Joannie Spina 50s dress! The funniest "You Tube" knock-off had an illusionist that weighed at least 300 pounds. His dancing version of The Twist was not a pretty sight.

Most magic is "Magic of the dealers, by the dealers and for the dealers"- to parody the words of Abraham Lincoln. Go to our flea market and look at the used magic on the tables. Much of this stuff was sold because it was marketed and not because it was worth anything. "People bought it because they could" - to parody the words of Bill Clinton. The typical flea market is filled with magicians and dealers "that know the price of everything and the value of nothing" - that is a direct quote from Oscar Wilde, no parody needed.

If you missed a few of those delightfully absurd superlatives in advertising flyers from the magic dealers, all of the following came out of just one recent magic supplier's newsletter :
1) "With Supercoin you can pluck coins from midair, make coins vanish into thin air and have everyone gasping for air!"
Oh joy. What about that octogenarian in the back on her tank of oxygen?! [ Wait!! I'm just warming up! ]
2) "Carry this revolutionary new coin gimmick and you'll have a concealed weapon in your pocket!"
Wouldn't that be against the law? I can see the headline: "Cris Angel exonerated, but arrested anyway for carrying a concealed weapon in his pocket. When he protested that it was just a new coin trick, he was immediately arrested and incarcerated for psychiatric therapy.
3) "With Alpha Card, the possibilities are endless!"
Unsolicited testimonial: I'm going on 60 years old, I've been doing Alpha Card since I was a kid, and I flatly REFUSE to die until I exhaust all of its endless possibilities...
4) "Fire Starter: Everyone has been asking for it. Now, Rick Haslett has created it! Fire Starter is the ultimate in utility devices. Truly, a magician’s dream!"
That's right, folks: As a bonafide magician, I can tell you I got truly SICK of everyone asking for it. But it truly IS the ultimate utility device: brushes my teeth, wipes my backside, and even shuts off my eardrums when 'George W' asks for still more cash for invading Iran and The Canary Islands. And YES-- it's a magician's dream! One performance in your sleep of "Fire Starter", and you, too, will become the Super Pyromaniac of the Night. Professor's Nightmare move over!!!)
5) "Big Bang [Exploding Light Bulb]: The ultimate demonstration of psychokinesis."
That's ULTIMATE psychokinesis, folks! If you ever should have the bizarre luck to witness Criss Angel levitating his entire staff (his disciples Banachek and Johnny Thompson are already pretty high as it is, you will love this. The exploding "bulby thingy" in the paper bag blows these and anything ELSE away as the ULTIMATE demonstration of mind over matter!
And: "You now are free to hand out the bag of broken shards ." [I kid you not, it's in the flyer!]
Wow children will love this!!! The sight of blood puts them all in stitches...
6) "Neat & Tidy: A jumbled mass of rubber bands instantly snap together to build a neat and tidy rubber band ball that can be dropped on the table or handed out to your spectators. Neat & Tidy is perfect for any rubber band routine. It creates a stunning effect out of the 'down time' moment when you introduce your rubber bands to the audience. As well as providing magic along the way [what-- on the way out the door?] , Neat & Tidy can act as both an opener or closer for your routine!
Oh great. If that's the GRAND CLIMAX CLOSER to a magician's entire show, I'd hate to have been the sorry witness to the rest of his act.
AND-- here's living proof that magic dealers dwell on a foreign planet:
"Rubber bands are familiar objects to an audience, and many of us remember making rubber band balls as kids [we do??] , so the magic has meaning to your audience."
If not meaning to their lives! Kinda brings a tear to your eye, no?? "Oh, my Lordie, Myrtle, it brought me back to my childhood where I whiled away thousands of hours of solitude playing with little rubber bands...."
AND-- "Is this suitable for a professional magician? Yes! The angles are perfect, it's an instant reset, the rubber ball is examinable, no pre-show set-up (work) is required, and it’s been tried and tested 'in the trenches'. The ball also makes a perfect chop cup load!"
1) The Golden Rule: Any trick with perfect angles is by simple fiat -- suitable for professional magicians. NOT!!
2) She: "Where are you going, dear?"
"He called me over to help him with his trick. With any luck he'll let me examine his rubber bands and his rubber balls."
3) "No pre-show work is required." That's funny--- most magicians have to spend their entire lives in "pre-show work". It's called a DAY JOB.
4) "It's been tried and tested 'in the trenches'. "
"Private, this is an order!!! Get your head DOWN, NOW ! You wanna get killed?? --And stop monkeying around with those stupid rubber bands!"
5) "The ball makes a perfect chop cup load!"
(Onlooker: "What the HECK is that??? Can't you just be like other magicians and produce those lemons and baby chicks??")
7) "Complete Course in Watch Stealing: Vol. 2 Rolex Style Watch":
Magician: "I was about to steal his watch when the guy caught me red-handed. I was drummed off the stage to gales of laughter."
Cohort: "Why??"
Magician: "Well you see, I studied vol. 2 of the complete course in watch stealing, only to discovered it was anything but complete: the dude was wearing a rotten Taiwanese counterfeit Rolex!!" What venues have men mostly wearing Rolex watches? Wall Street exclusive clubs? This is not a big market to perform in, huh?
"This DVD embodies everything about removing Rolex style wrist watches."
Including where to find a sympathetic lawyer when you're caught practicing it on the street...
8) "Miracle Shoelaces: Make your shoelaces change color!"
Walk up to someone on the street and show her your shoelaces. ... Devastating reactions every time! .... [Not again: ] Endless possibilities."
That's just what every magician should be doing these days: Walking up to complete strangers and asking them to look at their frigging shoelaces. Hank's right, many reactions to such a display of idiocy WILL be "devastating"! As for "endless possibilities", I can hardly imagine. --But Jay Sankey can!
9) "We set Matthew J. Dowden on a challenge. Learn seven world-class easy-to-do card tricks within 24 hours and then go out onto the streets of London and amaze your audiences!"
Well, if "Mathew J. Dowden" is a magician and doesn't already KNOW "seven world-class easy-to-do card tricks", then he must have spent his life in a cave. The blurb continues: " You’ll see Matthew perform seven of his fourteen fantastic card tricks that require no skill and absolutely no sleight of hand." (a) If they are HIS seven card tricks, then where does the "learn them in 24 hours" come into it? And if they indeed require NO SKILL ("and absolutely no sleight of hand" -- is redundant), why would it require 24 hours and how could they be world class?
The Newsletter summation:
"And that’s this week’s magical wonders. See, I told you it was amazing stuff this week."
Gee, thanks, Pal. And thanks also for the inadvertent entertainment.

Hey, I like the supplier mentioned above, I buy from him regularly and recommend his store. This guy and everyone else is just trying to make a buck and making a buck in magic has become increasingly harder and harder. So, keep your bucks closer to your wallet and don't believe all the advertising hype you read. No human communication is ever "fair and balanced'.

Dennis Phillips