2010-03 Magician Joke (Thanks Dennis)

Good magic jokes are tough to come by...You have to be a magician to get the humor.
A magician looking for a new trick went to a magic shop in his home town. The man in the shop handed him an ordinary-looking pair of glasses and said, “These are $1,000.”

The magician was shocked. “A thousand dollars for a pair of glasses?”

“Try ‘em on; they’re special glasses.”

The magician tried them on and suddenly the clerk was naked. So were the female shoppers! He removed the glasses and everyone was clothed again. “Sold!” he said.

Riding the train home, the magician put the glasses on once more. All the passengers were naked! He took them off and everyone was clothed again. When the magician got home, he put his new glasses on before opening the front door. He entered his living room, and there on the sofa were his wife and his best friend -- buck naked! But when he took the glasses off, they were still naked.

“Damn!” he said. “A thousand dollars for this stupid effect and in 30 minutes it’s broken!”