2009-07 Dennis' Deliberations

Greetings while in transition from Orlando to Virginia!

Moving a household and large magic show 850 miles is no small task! I am 60 years old and wish I was 30 years younger.

So…What is up with the magic scene in the Shenandoah Valley? There are ski-resorts and summer resorts all over that area. They have a one-night-a-week stage show at the local ski-and 4 Season resort. Jason Bishop’s Illusion show is currently playing there for the summer. There is a downtown theater in Harrisonburg They seem fairly open to co-producing seasonal events. Maybe I can produce a show for Halloween or Christmas? There is one young magician doing table hopping at family restaurants in town and Harrisonburg has a novelty-costume store with a magic counter in the downtown area. Actually two years ago, I stopped by the store during the Christmas Holidays and they were thrilled to have me go behind the magic counter. While my wife and sister-in-law were strolling the downtown shopping area, I sold a couple of hundred dollars of their magic! There are magic hobbyists in town. The owner’s wife wanted Cindy to promise to help them out at Halloween time.

There is an IBM Ring in Stanton, Virginia about 25 miles away. I will check that out in September. I know of no professional magicians in that area of the states of Virginia or West Virginia.

Cindy and I just flew back here to Sanford on Allegiant Airlines on June 22nd after driving a 16 foot Budget Rent-a-Truck with my utility trailer on the back of it to Harrisonburg, Virginia. It was a 15 hour driving marathon. The 16 foot Budget cost $771 to rent one-way and $200 for gas. Harrisonburg is so small that when I turned in the truck at the local rental office, there was a sign in the window that said, “Make sure the truck is full of gas and leave the key in the mailbox at Jay’s Transmissions next door.” The mailbox was not a key drop but a box on the door! Anyone could have gotten the key out of the box and driven away. I called up the next morning and got the Budget Manager’s cell phone and he said he had gone to the location the previous evening and everything was fine. He also ran “Continental Car Rental” and other operations out of that one room. It felt like I was talking to a guy out of Mayberry, the fictional town on the old Andy Griffith Show.

We closed on our new house up there on Friday June 19th and immediately unloaded the truck. It was totally full of magic props. Sadly, that was only half of my magic. Why didn’t I sell my “Backstage with the Magician” while I was here in Florida? Those two crates alone weighed 450 pounds. Of course, I had crammed wardrobe and other smaller props in the empty spaces in the crates. I learned my lesson after Hurricane Charlie and everything loose I now keep in plastic bins. I have at least 25 of those!

My sister-in-law arranged for 3 guys to help us unload. Her neighbor works for an agency that helps refugees. I believe it is through the Mennonite Church (There are lots of Mennonites in Harrisonburg). All 3 guys were refugees from Iraq! They had been in this country less than 3 months and spoke almost no English. I can muddle my way through a limited vocabulary of the Hebrew and Aramaic languages, due to my seminary studies. Arabic is similar. All are Semitic languages. “Mik-ta-ba” –desk, “Kot-ba”- book, “Bet(h)”- House . My verb conjugations created a lot of laughs as did my mangling of masculine and feminine forms. Anyway, “Yannie” saw my Peavey sound amp and speaker system and said that he had sung for Saddam Hussein. I coaxed him to sing a bit and a fine baritone voice emerged with an Iraqi folk melody!

I did have to rent a storage unit in Harrisonburg- 10 X 20 for only $125 a month with every 3rd month free. Such a deal! It will hold the 10 largest crates.

Cindy and I almost fell out of our chairs at the Insurance agent’s office. We went there as recommended by our Florida State Farm agent to insure that house and change our cars to a Virginia address. Can you believe that we are insuring both cars for LESS that HALF what we are paying here? The homeowner’s insurance is ONE-THIRD what it costs here! AND our umbrella liability policy is ONE FOURTH! The dirty secret is that we pay out the kazoo for insurance here in Florida!

We are back in Orlando until July 14th and then we move for good. The major moving load is being handled by ABF freight lines. They will park a 28 foot tractor trailer in front of our house here in Orlando and give us 3 days to load it and then deliver it in front of our house up there for the unloading. The cost will be $2,382. This final time I am letting someone else do the driving! The trailer will be at least one-third full of magic.

We will be back about 4 times a year (by airliner) because our 2 girls are staying in our house here. Consider Allegiant Airlines for your next flight. They serve a number of cities two or three times a week out of Sanford and flights can be less than 30 dollars one way! Cindy and I flew back from Hagerstown, Maryland for less than $100 for both of us.

My gut feeling from talking to people and friends of my relatives is that the area is more open to shows than here in over-crowded Central Florida.

The issue for me will be making a living up there for the next few years. I am sure I will find something in either education (James Madison University- Eastern Mennonite University) or media or show-business. Rosetta Stone Language Learning software has a large operation in Harrisonburg!

My relatives are teasing me about the jobs that are available. That area of the Shenandoah Valley has many chicken and turkey farms owned by big employers such as Perdue Chicken, Tyson Chicken, Cargill and Pilgrim’s Pride. A relative found a job for a “chicken inseminator”. Apparently, that is a real job! My relative advised me that the job was “dirty” and you had to “sweet talk the hens” and tolerate them smoking a cigarette when you are done. My family has a sense of humor!

Right now I am packing the final pieces and preparing for the final load. I will keep let you know how the move progresses with an update the end of July.

Dennis Phillips